yes of course friend!!! here you go, i hope you feel better!! uwu <33!!!
(via pinkhiddlesgal)
| †: | I would date you. |
| ∆: | I would marry you. |
| *: | You're cute. |
| : | You're hot |
| ©: | I like you. |
| ≈: | I love you. |
| ß: | I have a crush on you. |
| ^: | I want to be your friend. |
| Ω: | I hate you. |
| ◊: | I like your blog. |
| ∏: | I would fuck you. |
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via stiffanddauntless)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via writeasymphonys)
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
(via odrake)
homestuck au where there’s only one bottle of hair gel left and they all have to share it
to be honest i think there would be an attempt to ration it at first but then cronus and dirk would start beating the shit out of each other for it
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kurloz ..
kaRKAT
IM GONNA
i want to write cronus and dirk beating the shit out of each other for the last of the hair gel
sollux looks so cute tho omg
(Source: latulapyrope, via davesjohnjuice)
